Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My Spanish skills end there, but I respect the traditions of other countries, so I will be celebrating anyway.
My Spanish skills end there, but I respect the traditions of other countries, so I will be celebrating anyway.
I have never really thought about starting a blog, because I don't really think I would have enough deep/shallow thoughts to fill it and keep my readership happy.
Here's a style pointer so essential it deserves its own List: bags are beautiful things. You can wear the same one every day and not be guilty of laziness or lack of hygiene.
By Stephanie Herbert The Dartmouth Staff As columnist emeritus, I have spent the last two terms sequestered in my room, compulsively reading The D online and breaking my vow of silence only to sing Gregorian chants and, on particularly wild nights of solitude, babble in tongues while rocking back and forth, clutching my beloved stuffed hippo.
Hoots and hollers could be heard from Collis porch Wednesday afternoon -- and the votes weren't done processing for the Student Assembly presidential race.
As students at one of the most prestigious schools in Hanover, we should all strive to be well-mannered.
Dear Hannah and Anna, I did not realize how small Hanover was until I saw my professor swapping spit with her husband in the dry cereal isle of the Co-op.
Betrayal: "The Last American Virgi"
'07 Guy: "Could I get one of those blueberry rigs?" Novack employee: "You mean a scone?" Novack, Sunday night '07 Girl: "Whoa, Boobs." '06 Girl: "It's not her fault they're big." '07 Girl: "You know, I have large breasts too.
NERD ALERT! Because of my intense dedication to journalistic excellence, I have spent the better part of the last few days glued to my computer screen reading the diaries of strangers.
The tours are bigger. The NorthFaces are disappearing. The sun is occasionally visible. There's no mistaking it: springtime at Dartmouth has arrived.
I just had a painful realization. My life, since approximately age 12, has been a complete and utter sham.
Dear Prospective Student: Welcome to the hands-down tied for ninth best place on Earth. By now, you may or may not have been "dung" by that college you foolishly attempted to dirty rush, and it's time to realize that Dartmouth is the right house for you.
Life at Dartmouth is far from stagnant. Since matriculating last fall, I have witnessed several life-altering -- ok, fine, campus-alterning -- changes: there are a few more buildings (maybe I'll make it to the new gym?
Unfortunately, many men at Dartmouth put absolutely no thought whatsoever into what they wear. This week's List offers some style tips for men.
"If I gain 1.4 more pounds, I'll have gained 20 pounds this year!" '09 girl to other '09 girl walking to EW from the gym Girl with German accent: "Hey is there a party here tonight?" Guys: "Yeah, downstairs." Girl with German accent: "Sex on the beach party?" Guys: "Yup." Girl with German accent: "But where's the sand and the um ... sex?" Guys: "Uh, yeah, sex on the beach is a drink, it's the punch downstairs." Girl with German accent: "Oh, ok." [walks away dismayed] Chi Gam, Friday night "My first confession was when I was 12.
Dear Hannah and Anna, My roommate's idea of a shower is to sweat through his t-shirts until they are soaked and completely dry again.
Ever wonder where those people running out of the library at 9:59 p.m. on Sunday nights are going?