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I'm so ecstatic that the time has finally come for students to shelve their Ugg boots and slide into bold, platform-style wedges.
I'm so ecstatic that the time has finally come for students to shelve their Ugg boots and slide into bold, platform-style wedges.
So, Spring term is upon us, and here at The Dartmouth, we couldn't think of a better way to start arguably the best term of the year off right than by having a Mirror issue dedicated to celebrating Spring term the right way.
'10 Girl: My dad is now sending me messages on twitter. I feel like my life has officially gone off the deep end. Girl 1: It was a love tap! Girl 2: I repeat, it's not a love tap if you're in your car. '12 Guy (walking out of Foco, looking at plasma TV): Oh!
Linda Li '11 and Ana Jackson '11 do not intend to save the world in 10 days. Instead, the co-leaders of the new Alternative Spring Break trip to Immokalee, Fla., want to connect with the often-exploited immigrant workers who pick fruit in the nation's top tomato-producing town.
I need to begin with a confession. The most productive part of my spring break is going to be my semi-annual visit to the dentist for a cleaning, so writing this article makes me a hypocrite.
There is absolutely no easy way to begin a column that will essentially say "I really think it's a bad idea to use your free time to help starving children.
Each week, Amy examines a small group of students in order to understand the individual Dartmouth experience as part of a whole.
Our hatchling days as naive granite-brained freshmen have been indoctrinated in all of the conventions of our dear ol' College on the Hill.
When a supporter of former president Ronald Reagan, Raymond "Doc" Frazier, saw Mikhail Gorbachev for the first time, he knew from his manner of dress that he was the right General Secretary of the Communist Party to help thaw the Cold War. "All I had ever seen of Soviet leaders was [Nikita] Khrushchev banging his shoe on the table and some old men in drab uniforms all looking like Mao Zedong, you know, had no personality and looked like they were zombies," he said, according to a CNN documentary.
Hey '09s, whatever you do, don't read the next sentence. We have 100 days left. Because of this horrific fact, coupled with the facts that it's already March, the term is almost over and our class trip to Cabo is but a few days away, our time is running out to do those things every Dartmouth student has to do before they graduate. Now, everyone has seen that stupid checklist that they give to students, the "100 things to do before you graduate" poster.
As the term winds down, many of us can't wait for the chance to escape the snow and head south. However, each spring break, a select few decide to be a bit more productive ... While the best of you are out there saving the world, I'm saving my sanity, curled up with my trusty dog Peanut, watching a season's worth of "Big Love" that DarTV fails to provide for me.
Where are you headed this interim?
'09 Guy: Yeah, usually I wear snowpants when I sled. '09 Girl: I don't even know what a snowpant is. '09 Guy: It's like a jacket for your butt. At "World, Hold On" Party: '10 KDE: OMG, I'm dancing my pants off! '09 Sigma Delt to herself (noting the girl wearing only leggings): Oh, thats where all the pants have gone. '09 Girl: Yeah, she's cute, but her personality is a little bland. '10 Theta Delt: Personality?
Hugh Mellert, the director of the Fitness Center and the Fitness and Lifestyle Improvement Program (FLIP), has not had a desk chair in his office for over five years.
In life, some things are recognized as pure, unadulterated facts. For example, Princeton can't play hockey, UGGs will never go out of style at Dartmouth, a pong date here is equivalent to a first date everywhere else, and elliptical machines are for wimps.
The historic battle between the elliptical machine and the treadmill can be resolved by one quote from Marilyn Monroe: "I'd rather be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." There is no doubt that the elliptical machine is ridiculous -- some may go so far as to call it a joke.
"This is a joke, right?" my friend said, as we held up a pair of bright green skinny jeans at a store in Toulouse.
Each week, Amy examines a small group of students in order to understand the individual Dartmouth experience as part of a whole.
I have poor blood circulation, or at least that's what I tell people when they ask why I spend 95 percent of my time curled up on my futon wrapped in a Snuggie (do not mock them until you've tried them). In the winter, I'm more likely to write a paper four days early than to cross the icy Green in pursuit of some quality time with People Magazine and the elliptical, which is why I am reduced to mentally including "times I ran extra quickly down to Novack from fourth floor Berry" and "walking backwards while giving a tour to freaked-out prospies" in my daily exercise count. When my editors told me that The Mirror this week would be about exercise at Dartmouth, I realized I should probably get some additional perspective on how the average Dartmouth student stays fit.
Alex Rivadeneira / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Three days ago, I was on an elliptical machine next to a girl who seemed perfectly normal.