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(06/29/12 2:00am)
Ask anyone on campus what their favorite part about Dartmouth is and at least nine times out of 10, the answer will not be the professors, the course offerings or the horrendous dining plans, but the friendships they've formed here.
(05/18/12 2:00am)
Wednesday: 11:45 a.m.: Pregame 12s with the besties, four shot minimum. 12:30 p.m.: Arrive at your 12, turn in your paper, proceed to online shop for the next hour. 1:30 p.m.: Setalarm on your iPhone. Five. Minutes. Left. 1:35 p.m.: The marimba sounds while your prof is mid-sentence ignore it and sprint out of class, screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME NOW, BITCHES! I AM THE SPEED!" 1:36 p.m.: Bask in the glory of the sunshine. 1:37 p.m.: Realize you are bored with sunshine and disappear into Heorot's basement for three rounds of harbor. 4:30 p.m.: Announce to the entire basement that harbor is "sooo much better than pong!" 4:31 p.m.: Lose third straight game, get kindly escorted back home by your partner. 4:44 p.m.: Escape sight of well-meaning partner, ask kindly to borrow Heorot's kiddie pool for "hazing purposes." 4:45 p.m.: Upon being denied kiddie pool, shout, "YOU WOULD GIVE IT TO ME IF I WERE A HOT SKANKY CHEERLEADER!" 4:46 p.m.: Abscond with kiddie pool while nobody is looking. 5:00 p.m.: Bring pool back to the apartment for safekeeping, pass out inside. 10 p.m.: MEETINGZ 10:01 p.m.: Literally who are you old people and why are you attempting to beat me at my game. 10:02 p.m.: OH EM GEE I LOVE ALL OF YOU NEW BEST FRANDZ! 10:03 p.m.: Mup mup(load) city, bitch. 11 p.m.: Explore the Greek scene with the new besties. 11:30 p.m.: Enough exploring, back to [insert favorite fraternity here].
(05/04/12 2:00am)
We've all heard the insane marriage statistics (apparently one in 10 Dartmouth students will marry each other) and seen the alumni in the basements celebrating their 15th reuinions. While Dartmouth is always plagued by controversy, our college still has those who love it, even enough to send their children here. But how is your Dartmouth experience affected if you have parents who also attended?
(04/27/12 2:00am)
In typical fashion, upon verifying the positively incredible details of his application, Leland Stanford VII was accepted to Dartmouth, if only because his application reminded them of Mark Zuckerberg as portrayed in "The Social Network" (2010). After all, the movie made clear how his future at Dartmouth would pan out he would attend for a year, get a great idea, drop out and donate lots of money. In other words: small investment, big return.
(04/13/12 2:00am)
While Dartmouth may not have gained its renown from its varsity teams, there is something to be said about athletics at Dartmouth. From the preponderance of kids walking around in running shorts and t-shirts that haven't seen the gym in weeks to the numerous club sports teams (dressage, anyone?), everyone seems to want in on a piece of this athleticism. However, not everyone who wants be part of a team is, uh, "athletically talented," especially if they're willing to call throwing a Frisbee a sport. But halt, my brethren, look no further! I have put together a list of Dartmouth-friendly sports teams for the athletically disabled like you.
(04/06/12 2:00am)
With the exception of that special satisfaction we get from stopping traffic on the reg by jaywalking, getting from one place to another around here is a huge hassle. In fact, it amazes me that students manage to drag their asses out of bed in the morning. Everything is far away, the weather is moody and walking, the only viable method of transportation available to us plebs, is thoroughly uninspired. And it's so, so cold.
(03/30/12 2:00am)
Dartmouth kids love to complain. We whine about food, social life, cold weather, nothing to do in Hanover we could go on forever. Luckily, The Mirror is here to tell you the reality of your supposed "big problems" and to provide some easy fixes.
(11/18/11 4:00am)
Date: February 28, 2011 12:17:00 PM EDTTo: recipient list suppressedSubject: LOST: BLACK NORTHFACEReply-To: 15folyfe 15folyfe@Dartmouth.EDU**###
(11/04/11 3:00am)
Broke-ass bitches are sassy, shameless members of the 99 percent. They like to think of their membership as exclusive, but flexible enough to act ridiculously without fear of losing their status as a 99 percent-er. A broke-ass bitch wears a frat-tastic North Face with pride although it's not technically a fracket and not technically by North Face. Yes, there are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's someone dumb enough to give it to you.
(10/28/11 2:00am)
We latch onto the omnipresent, facetimey antics of the flamboyant men in Collis after 12s. We reference the giant pride flag hanging above the cider-soaked basement in Sigma Delt. We think of singular images and outspoken individuals. The most visible manifestations of the gay population at Dartmouth may not be its most accurate descriptors. When applied to the gays on campus, the term "community" just doesn't evoke the same uniformity of experience or cohesion as, say, a varsity sports team.
(10/14/11 2:00am)
I'd never known such an overwhelmingly happy group of people as my Dimensions buddies.
(09/30/11 2:00am)
"It's funny. A year ago, I came here loathing the whole [sorority] system," a '14 female confessed, smirking a little as she looked out at the suddenly ubiquitous Greek letters adorning what seemed like every available article of clothing on Collis porch. "But look at me now! I'm all paid, all in."
(09/23/11 2:00am)
If you're half as confused as most folks are about Twitter, or concerned your otherwise chirping social life could use a tweet or two, fear not. Your friends at The Mirror are here to demistify this whole puzzling business about 140 characters or less, with a guide to hashtagging, in terms my fellow live-free-or-die enthusiasts can understand.
(06/10/11 2:00am)
While other members from the Class of 2011 are apartment hunting, finalizing their employment plans or looking into graduate studies programs, Charlie Clark '11 and Sarah White '11 have a different plan after graduation than many of their classmates. On June 14 two days after Commencement Clark and White plan to marry at Rollins Chapel, the couple said in an interview with The Dartmouth.
(05/06/11 2:00am)
I've never really gotten into Harry Potter.
(04/15/11 2:00am)
"I still didn't really know her [very well] at this point," a '13 male explains. "But I see her through the glass at Novack. Just as I'm waving, some kid [near her] snorts this big, fat, noisy line of Adderall right there on the table . awkward."
(03/04/11 4:00am)
Gossip, stereotypes and I go way back. I really got to know the two during my freshman year of high school. On my second day at my tiny (think 250-kids-in-the-whole-school tiny) boarding school, I overheard my roommate telling a large group of girls how I was "boring," "trashy" and "super self-obsessed" apparently I had been "looking at myself in the mirror for literally 20 minutes."
(02/04/11 4:00am)
We all love Dartmouth. Dartmouth loves all of us. Despite all this talk about love, some of us here at The Mirror couldn't help but remember that we're drowning in mother-effing midterms. Perhaps if Dartmouth were personified as Wednesday-of-midterms-week, it would realize what it was putting us through and have a little mercy. If Dartmouth were a person I imagine his schedule would go something like this:
(01/28/11 4:00am)
Dartmouth is not a respectable academic institution.
(01/14/11 4:00am)
With temperatures in the negatives and snow up the wazoo, it's easy to feel like Winter term is unsurvivable. But hey, if Sarah Palin can do it, so can you! Here are the 10 things you absolutely need to have if you want to survive the Arctic wasteland that is Hanover: