Confessions of a Teenage Jet Setter: Spring Break 2016
After a stressful and jam-packed winter term, most Dartmouth students look forward to relaxing and spending quality time with friends and family over spring break. But in practice, we spend two weeks doing the exact opposite. How can you relax when there are pictures to be posted and general #FOMO to be spread? Don’t you feel so much ~*WaNdErLuSt*~ looking at your Facebook friends’ 16SprangBreak photos? Unfortunately, not all of us can take fabulous vacations like Sevelyn Gat. So this spring break, I decided to take Dartbeat readers with me on my trip to the world’s most
cliché beautiful travel destinations:
Hanover → NYC
Life, (Lady) liberty and the pursuit of SB2k16!!!!!
NYC → Cancún
When you wanna be ~chill~
When you wanna ~rage~
Cancún → Chichen Itza
I saw this in an episode of the Backyardigans, so obviously I had to go. Come @ me!
Chichen Itza → Cabo
Cabo → Paris
Ceci n’est pas la Tour Eiffel
Paris → Italy
~You’re gonna miss me when I’m gon(dola)~
Italy → Kenya
Come with me, lion safari!!!
Kenya → Hong Kong
These randos my family definitely loves me <333
Hong Kong → Australian Outback
G’day mate! Wanna put some shrimp on the barbie?
Australian Outback → Antarctica
Obviously I wanted to end my trip in the most Hanover-like environment as possible.
Antarctica → Hanover
ICYMI, this was a very long trip.
Feeling underwhelmed by your own spring break trip? Do not fret, my friends! You too can go on this TRIP OF A LIFETIME! Just buy me lots of KAF, blitz me some cute pics of yourself and I will
fake plan the vacation of your dreams!
Disclaimer: No promises on the super cool safari pics.