Boloco is unhealthy for you

I take pride in the fact that I try to eat a healthy, balanced diet. I'm stereotypically one of the regulars at Home Plate and Collis (even though my close friends know I have a weakness for Pavilion cookies and Food Court cupcakes). On the rare occasions when I leave the confines of our secluded campus and venture into the glittering, cosmopolitan world of Main Street, I enjoy the fact that I can introduce a little (very little) variety into my otherwise monotonous diet.