Andy Hanauer


A New Mascot Idea

To the Editor: I believe it is time for Dartmouth to make a change in the mascot department; let's be honest, the moose needs to go.

The Aging Process

I'd like to tell you about an epiphany I had last weekend while eating rice pilaf at the Hop; I believe it has changed my life (the epiphany, not the rice pilaf). See, I was minding my own business, eating my dinner, when I noticed a guy in an Abercrombie and Fitch sweater drop the entire contents of his tray into the "Plastic and Trash" container, without sorting out the food and paper!

Bumper Sticker Rebellion

To be young is to rebel; this is a truth as powerful as any other. And thus I decided several months ago that instead of flying back to Dartmouth in the fall, I would drive.