The editors of the Homecoming Issue of The Dartmouth have asked me to write a Homecoming column because this weekend is the one where everyone, you know, comes home.
Look, I don't know why Green Key weekend is called Green Key weekend, or what it's supposed to stand for or when it originated, but I'm pretty sure that it was NOT originally intended to be just a celebration of drunkenness.
When I was two years old, I received a set of U.S.A. hockey replica pajamas, and I didn't take them off until I was four.
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So you're leaving college or high school or middle school early for the NBA draft and you need some advice on how to make the transition a smooth one.