Maggie Talks to strangers
FSP Comes unhinged, please send aid
FSP Comes unhinged, please send aid
In about fourth grade I decided that I wanted to be a suffragette. I announced this to my mom. I'm sure she was a little surprised by this choice but maybe a little proud of my early penchant for women's rights. We drove to Jo-Ann Fabrics and I be-lined it for the shiny, red material --- the stuff with the sequins that has made a comeback thanks to H-Croo and the Ultimate team.
Book: "Complete Stories," by Dorothy Parker Parker's short stories will transport you out of Hanover and into Old (capital 'O') New York City.
Asian Girl: "Every Japanese major I know loves anime." '10 Guy: "Recently, I've started believing in God." '08 AD: "Oh, really?
I have been told that there is only one way to get a relationship started here at Dartmouth, where dating is pretty much dead-zo. Say you really like some dude.
Answer: Find a pong table and an early 80's party
Book: "Special Topics in Calamity Physics," by Marisha Pessl Pessl creates a fictional but eerily realistic world of pompous parents, mysterious teachers and child geniuses as she tells the story of introverted prodigy Blue Van Meer.
Quiz! Which group had a more awful sense of timing: the people who scheduled Homecoming right before midterms, or the '09s who rushed Kappa?
The Billy Bob to Bloody Mary
"I wanna grind up on you. I wanna grind up on you." Repeated several times by guy on Mass Row. "Yeah that's what you did.
At this moment, I am in a very awkward position. Although I have committed to write an article about the best kept secret on campus, I am reluctant to state all the wonders of Foley House for fear of losing my spot in the spring.
Sadly, my relationship with New England produce would be classified by Facebook.com as "open": I have been caught getting "jiggy" with Michigan peaches and, dare I say it, California avocados.
Wednesday's police blotter, complied by Dane Schlossberg '07, described several incidents of lawlessness that went down in Hanover this Homecoming.
Dearest Mononucleosis, I really think we should start seeing other people. I would love to spend time with humans -- my blankets are nice but they are hard to have conversations with, they don't really respond.
"I did unbelievably imprudent thing"
For a long time on campus I played rugby for the DRFC. Then this year, after burning Norwich University to the ground again (look it up), their team decided to take revenge on us by ripping my knee in half.
If you're not of that race or ethnicity, you can't join. Completely untrue. While these organizations have roots in specific communities, they welcome all people interested in the goals of the organization.
Ahh. Ahhhhhhh. It is rush week and, honestly, I'm rushed out. It has taken over my life. I've gotten so used to asking the same two questions that my brain has adopted them as their only mode of communication: [To the Eleanor at Collis] Hi, my name is Nova.