Procrastination is the Mother of Invention
I've been wanting to write this editorial for a long time -- but I've been putting it off.
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I've been wanting to write this editorial for a long time -- but I've been putting it off.
The Book of Genesis: And then on the eighth day ... God created the laundry pile, and it was bad. It did stinketh and didst attract many flies and insects. And the pile didst not ever grow smaller, and the people were afraid, and ran from the unholy pile ... " -- Dana Tellier
This is, of course, a feature done in good humor. I am not a complainer by nature, only by trade. As Daniel Webster once said: "It is a small college, sirs, but there are those who love it and its numerous whiny-asses."
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz ..." -- me, frequently
"There's a leaf on the floor ... how did it get there? I wonder who left a leaf on my floor!"
"An error of type-37 has occurred."
"It all depends upon your appetite ..."Billy Joel
We often tend to view our names as something vital to the definition of who we are. An integral part of our identity, one could say. I have always liked my name -- short, powerful. Jeff Deck. Translated, it means "Heavenly Peace ... something that you put patio furniture on." But when I came to Dartmouth, I was astounded.
'Who does Number Two work for?"--Austin Powers