As the Class of 2026’s graduation approaches, many are surely reckoning with those last few bucket list items that remain unchecked. Whether they hope to finally perform karaoke at Sawtooth, to tackle the Lou's challenge or to go to their first Friday afternoon class, time is running out. Careful planning is necessary to ensure a satisfying climax to the Dartmouth experience.
As my dear readers undoubtedly know, it’s a tradition to take a photo at seven spots on campus before graduating. Some began knocking them off during freshman year, while others are now scrambling to do as many as possible before time runs out. Of course, attempting to do them all in succession is technically achievable, but would be incredibly difficult.
For the sake of posterity, I have taken it upon myself to carefully construct this guide for the ideal order, placement and execution of these hallowed graduation pictures. In my opinion, it is imperative to not have people around when taking photographs, making it necessary to map out these seven spots deliberately and ahead of time. However, I understand that some people care less about that, which is fine as well. Regardless of which you prefer — whether you’re going solo, with a friend or even with your family — I hope this guide will be useful in knocking each of these out.
1. Dartmouth Hall
Where better to start than Dartmouth Hall? It’s the classic backdrop for graduation photos, and for good reason. Every incoming class gathers in front of it for their class picture, and it’s the first image that appears when you search Dartmouth on Google.
A shot from the center of the staircase captures most of the building, but you might get a better result by edging toward the side of the building. For a more intimate frame, consider using the far-right staircase, which is almost always empty. Wherever you position yourself, make sure the photo is taken outside; indoor shots don’t quite count. If you can, go in the late evening, when the crowds thin out and the setting feels a bit more your own.
2. The Green
Next up is the iconic Green. Set at the center of campus, it offers sweeping views of the library and Dartmouth Hall, so just about anywhere you stand will give you a beautiful backdrop. Coming around late evening is ideal, but no matter the time, a little positioning goes a long way. Try to set up away from walkways and streetlamps to avoid stray passersby in the background. It’s also worth bringing a blanket or towel, since the grass can get cold and damp with evening dew.
3. Bema
Bema is the easiest photo opportunity since it’s usually empty, allowing you to go almost any time during the day or night. I would still recommend going in the evening, and I would also suggest bringing a blanket. There’s not much to say here — it’s kind of a no brainer and probably the location that even the most casual of photo-takers have knocked off.
4. The Stacks
The Stacks are another very achievable photo-opportunity, although the location does require you to bang it out during the day to avoid the crowds. Still, between all the levels, you can count on at least one empty floor as long as you don’t go in the evening or during finals season. The morning is probably the best time, and I would recommend taking your photos on one of the upper levels, or ideally in one of the meditation rooms, which really captures the Dartmouth-studying experience.
5. President’s House
This might be the toughest spot. Of course, the president's lawn is strictly policed, as there is always an SNS car parked out front. Also, someone lives there! However, I have heard whispers of some bushes behind the house that are still technically part of the lawn, which I would consider fair-game in the event of a graduation picture. So, unless you intend to have the SNS officer take the picture for you, I would suggest going that route.
6. Top of the Hop
I honestly have no idea how you’re supposed to pull this off. My research might be lacking, but there’s a massive window that you can see into from anywhere on the Green, and as far as I know there’s always someone at the bar, which has a view of the entire room. The couches aren’t big enough to hide behind, you can’t get in here late at night and the lights are always on. If someone has experience with photography at the top of the Hop, please reach out to me.
7. 50-Yard Line
This one is surprisingly doable, from what I’ve heard. The gate in the corner towards the Onion is often unlocked, and it gets pretty dark in the middle of the field late at night. My word of advice is to not be scared off by all the windows, because I’m pretty sure there’s never people watching from them. Plan out your escape in the event of an intruder. Nothing kills the mood faster than getting caught mid-shot.
So ends this comprehensive guide to Dartmouth graduation photos. Some final tips: Remember to not leave any incriminating belongings behind after completion. I also feel obliged to beg the reader to not attempt to complete all seven of these photos alone, which would be weird and gross, and to pace yourself for maximum satisfaction. Finally, I ask the reader to never talk to me about your experiences taking graduation photos, because I do not want to hear about them.
If you want another guide into Dartmouth culture, feel free to read my Newcomer’s Guide to the Sauna, in which I go in depth about what to expect when entering the sauna for the first time. If you’re more interested in Dartmouth political activism or zoning laws, I have articles about those too.
But enough about that. For now, just focus on finishing strong.
