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The Dartmouth
March 19, 2026
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Top 5 Dartmouth Myths we are going to start right now

  1. You know that laundromat on Allen Street that recently and suddenly shut down? Pretty sure the only laundering they did there was with money.
  2. Joe Asch is the head of DDS.
  3. The bonfire is cancelled this year... Less blazing, less hazing.
  4. The glass study rooms on FFB are actually experiments conducted by the psych department.
  5. Jim Kim has a lower back tattoo.

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