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March 19, 2026
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Top 5 things to say that will get you punched in the face by a senior

  1. "So what are you going to do with that theater major?" He/she probably knows that he/she wasted over $200,000 on an education don't rub it in.
  2. "Do you mind Greenprinting this for me? Oh right, they shut that off for you."
  3. "Why don't you just grab that from Topside? Oh right, they shut that off for you too."
  4. "How many last chance matches did you get?" The answer is almost always zero.
  5. "Don't you wish you could stay here forever?" Too real.

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