Top 5 Filthiest Dartmouth Habits (That Are Not Pong)

1. Going to the Jewel of India buffet on Sunday with a hangover. It's like pulling your own trigger, but spicier.
2. Not washing your sheets until you boot on them. Or even worse, not having sheets at all.
3. Rogue peeing that includes trash cans, closets, the Sphinx (that one's not that bad) and/or your laundry hamper.
4. Making out with a rando at the Heorot Highlighter Party.
5. Attending the Heorot Highlighter Party.