- Going to the Jewel of India buffet on Sunday with a hangover. It's like pulling your own trigger, but spicier.
- Not washing your sheets until you boot on them. Or even worse, not having sheets at all.
- Rogue peeing that includes trash cans, closets, the Sphinx (that one's not that bad) and/or your laundry hamper.
- Making out with a rando at the Heorot Highlighter Party.
- Attending the Heorot Highlighter Party.
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