Go to the Green Key Ball, back for the first time in more than 40 years, if you want an excuse to dress up and finally break out those shoes you're afraid to get frat-ified. Or, if you're looking for something a little more legendary, try to contract swine flu at Theta Delt's annual Pig Roast and brag to your grandchildren about how you survived the almost-pandemic of 2009.
As you'll see in this special issue, Green Key traditions have a rich history of ending because of student riots. So, if you're feeling particularly mischievous (or are just really upset that we didn't get Girl Talk this year), you know what to do.
Time-honored traditions or not, it's safe to say that nobody celebrates spring quite like we do. So have fun, rage responsibly and remember to recycle those cups and cans. Finally, sit back and enjoy the sun. The Green is green again -- what other reason do you need to celebrate?
