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The Dartmouth
May 23, 2024 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth


"Dude, let's go on a road trip."

"Yeah dude, let's go to Mexico."

"No dude, let's go to France."

"Dude, you can't drive across the Atlantic Ocean."

  • Two dudes, hockey game, Saturday night, student section

"I hate this weather; not good for anything except shoveling and freezing my nuts off."

  • Hanover Police Officer, Dunkin' Donuts parking lot, 45 degree weather

"Yeah, they're done, they even ended their Facebook relationship."

  • '09 guy, Novack Cafe

"And, like, I didn't even do it to be a sweet frat brother, man."

  • '08 Heorot, on pledging, Baker-Berry (uh, sure buddy)

"Berry Library. Spell it? L-I-B-R-A-R-Y."

  • '06 girl, Novak Cafe, on her cellphone trying to order Chinese food

"Yo, wanna jam later?"

"Jam to what?"

"You know, shizzle."

"Are you talking about drugs?"

  • Two girls, shouting to each other in front of Dartmouth Hall, between 12s and 2s

"You don't understand, your hips aren't as big as mine. I am here for childbirth only."

  • '06 girl, somewhere in Vermont, midday