"Dude, let's go on a road trip."
"Yeah dude, let's go to Mexico."
"No dude, let's go to France."
"Dude, you can't drive across the Atlantic Ocean."
- Two dudes, hockey game, Saturday night, student section
"I hate this weather; not good for anything except shoveling and freezing my nuts off."
- Hanover Police Officer, Dunkin' Donuts parking lot, 45 degree weather
"Yeah, they're done, they even ended their Facebook relationship."
- '09 guy, Novack Cafe
"And, like, I didn't even do it to be a sweet frat brother, man."
- '08 Heorot, on pledging, Baker-Berry (uh, sure buddy)
"Berry Library. Spell it? L-I-B-R-A-R-Y."
- '06 girl, Novak Cafe, on her cellphone trying to order Chinese food
"Yo, wanna jam later?"
"Jam to what?"
"You know, shizzle."
"Are you talking about drugs?"
- Two girls, shouting to each other in front of Dartmouth Hall, between 12s and 2s
"You don't understand, your hips aren't as big as mine. I am here for childbirth only."
- '06 girl, somewhere in Vermont, midday
