To the Editor:
C'mon, Dartmouth, lighten up. We love our luaus, no matter which ethnic group throws them. Are you letting one sorehead dictate gloom and doom because we have problems here in Hawaii? The only people without problems are pushing up daisies in yon cemetery. Maybe Mr. Akamu would change his mind if you roasted one of your New England missionaries instead of the traditional pig. If this is the New Dartmouth, maybe you'd better move that Big Green down the color wheel closer to yellow.
Aloha.
