Overheards: Week 8

By The Dartmouth Web Staff | 3/5/17 12:01pm

’19: “It’s a lot of effort to go to an event like that not drunk.”
’17: “It’s a lot of effort to do a lot of things not drunk.”

’20: “Why don’t they make savory corn cakes that you can put an egg on?? Well, they do. In Venezuela. But I’d rather have democracy than corn cakes.”

’20: “People will DIE for Fellows.”

’19 #1 at 10:09 a.m.: “Wait, do 10s start now??”
’19 #2: “Dude, it’s Week 8….”

Student in line at World View: “Can I get two corn cakes with beef?”
DDS Employee: *starts rapping “Can't Tell Me Nothing” by Kanye West*

’19: “Give me a good caption. My kids are going to see this one day.“

’19 #1: “Every time we’re in class I get these texts saying ‘Chicken Little, Chicken Little, Chicken Little.’”
’19 #2: “What?”
’19 #3: “Our Gov’t professor looks like Chicken Little.”

’19: “We’re having an anti-Dimensions pregame.”

’17: “I got mocked once for asking whether it’s safe to shower during a thunderstorm.”
’19: “Yeah well, it took me a long time to understand that toilets don’t run on electricity.”

’20: "I was running yesterday, and I saw someone familiar running toward me and now I can say I've seen Phil Hanlon's knee caps."


The Dartmouth Web Staff