Overheards

By admin | 10/13/16 10:49am

’19: “What should I set as my age limit on Tinder? Mine’s currently at 34.”

’17: “Some people put pads in their shoes to prevent their feet from sweating.”

’17: “My mom made me do Dance Dance Revolution because I was too fat.”

’18: “Now all I have to do is not let the existential dread set in.”

’17: “I just got spray-on deodorant, and now I feel like the fanciest b**** in the world.”

’18 #1: “Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.” ’18 #2: “Didn’t he also invent peanut butter?”


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