Creative writing professor: You all are the horniest class I've ever taught.
'16 Guy: Gender is a spectrum, but facial hair is not. You grow it or you don't.
'16 Girl: Are there read receipts on Grindr?
'16 Guy: The only time I've ever been to BG, I saw a UFO. So I don't go back anymore.
'16 Girl: I'm trying to finagle my way into this Greek Men of Dartmouth panel.
'16 Girl: Someone needs to die to avenge my breakup.
