’17 Guy: Staying in bed on Sunday morning and yelling “Oh god!” does not count as going to church.
’16 Guy: After Green Key last year, I was unsure if this was an Ivy League school.
Econ Prof: You don’t want to run up your credit card debt buying liquor, drugs or women... I don’t know what you guys do on the weekends.
Art History Prof: Yes, some people were having orgies in the streets during the Black Plague... It was kind of like Green Key weekend.
’15 Guy: I don’t see the point of running if you’re not simultaneously tanning.
’16 Girl: The easy way out is my favorite way in.
