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The Dartmouth
April 13, 2026
The Dartmouth
John Green
The Setonian
Opinion

'Doorstop' Theory

I went through an egocentric phase a few years ago. Friends might argue that my use of the past tense is a bit optimistic; however, with "foofie" hair like mine, I assure you that egocentrism is nearly impossible these days. In any case, when I was six, I argued quite a bit with my parents, and I usually got my way.

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