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The Dartmouth
April 14, 2026
The Dartmouth
Jared Alessandroni
The Setonian
Opinion

Like Scared Birds

To the Editor: I'm glad that the College has decided to lock all the bathroom doors for female students, and lock all the outer doors in a prompt and decisive response to the recent rash of violence towards females and students in general, especially in their dorms.

The Setonian
Opinion

Something Better

The abortion pill RU-486 is available now. They're adding more rent-a-cops to the displays at all the local FDA hangouts and abortion clinics to protect the lives of those involved.

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