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The Dartmouth
July 25, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth
Dave Raines
The Setonian
Sports

The clear, the cream, anything to juice up the nation

Would you still watch the NBA if the players could jump 15 feet in the air? Of course you would, because let's face it, the only reason we watch the NBA now is because the players jump higher and move faster than people like us ever could. So what's wrong with a substance that allows athletes to recover faster, jump higher, lift more, and hit more home runs.

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