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December 16, 2025 | Latest Issue
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Frosty's Corner

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R.I.P.The Dartmouth Indian Mascot(and all talks about bringing it back)1769- 2010 Mr. Lott, please know this isn't directed at you.


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Editor's Note

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Stephanie Han / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Stephanie Han / The Dartmouth Senior Staff What is Dartmouth to you?Dartmouth = Hogwarts + Disneyland?


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Growing our Green Side

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Could building a better Dartmouth help improve the world at large? Environmental consciousness is something that is easy to preach, but much tougher to act on.


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The Elephant in the Bathroom

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Like just about every other returning Dartmouth student this year, my excitement to be back on campus was almost entirely fueled by the anticipation of setting foot in the building formerly known as the Thayer Dining Hall.


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Dartmouth's my Favorite

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Okay so you should get by now that I hate the future. Not like the universal "future" where Segways replace walking, but no one's fat because all calories have been removed from food without any effect whatsoever on taste.





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The Manual of Style

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People come from all over the world to experience New York Fashion Week. Here, designers premiere their new collections for the season while the fashion world eagerly awaits the genius that will inevitably grace the runway.


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Overheard

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'11 International student: We've definitely talked about marriage because... I mean, I don't have a green card. '14: Anything that requires singing and dancing is really competitive here. '14 Girl: I can't decide whether to buy Ke$ha tickets or donate the money to that cancer charity. '13 Girl: My big mistake was eating spinach for dinner, because then at rush I had to get really creative with when to fart, how to fart and where to fart. '11 Girl looking at a picture of a Lion: This would be my husband if I was a lion. '11 Guy while filling out service-based trip application: I hope they ask you to attach your resume, that would be sick. Saturday during football game, Townie (on cell phone): Yes, $150 of maple.




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Jobs are for Snobs

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When I arrived at Dartmouth a naive little freshman from the hippie enclave of Seattle I had no concept of the terrifying ordeal that is corporate recruiting.


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Identifying Your Office Type

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Jobs are scary. Well, at least the idea of jobs is scary. Whenever I imagine "working," I picture myself in some cramped corner cubicle, hunched over one of those gigantic desktops from the 1990s, wearing the sartorial equivalent of that feeling you get right before booting while my boss and all of my co-workers stand behind me laughing. So maybe I have a super-detailed idea of working.


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The Mayers-Rigged Type Indicator

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So, resume drop was last week and like clockwork, hordes of '11s scrambled to get themselves a solid foothold in the alleged "real world," which I hear is different than what MTV has led me to believe.


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Networking: What Career Services Doesn't Want You to Know

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There are few words in the English language that elicit a more violent personal reaction from me than "networking." I find the word itself to be annoyingly cutesy one of those dumb corporate buzzwords like "synergize" or "matrix" which everyone loves to throw around but which ultimately lack real meaning and consider the process to be pointless, terrifying and depraved. Perhaps I'm biased by my deep fear of seeking out relative strangers for professional help.



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Overheards

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'11 Guy: I would have sex with you if Morgan Freeman narrated it. '12 Guy in the middle on ENGS class: So professor this is a little off topic but is it true you were attacked by pirates?Prof: That is off topic but yes, I'll explain later. '11 SigEp: You're doing corporate recruiting?


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Editor's Note

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Andy Foust / The Dartmouth Staff Andy Foust / The Dartmouth Staff I'm sorry if the suit on the cover gave you a panic attack.


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