'11 International student: We've definitely talked about marriage because... I mean, I don't have a green card.
'14: Anything that requires singing and dancing is really competitive here.
'14 Girl: I can't decide whether to buy Ke$ha tickets or donate the money to that cancer charity.
'13 Girl: My big mistake was eating spinach for dinner, because then at rush I had to get really creative with when to fart, how to fart and where to fart.
'11 Girl looking at a picture of a Lion: This would be my husband if I was a lion.
'11 Guy while filling out service-based trip application: I hope they ask you to attach your resume, that would be sick.
Saturday during football game, Townie (on cell phone): Yes, $150 of maple. I might as well buy you a damn tree.
'11 KDE: What if you were a politician and your whole job was rush?
'11 guy to another '11 guy: Don't have sex or masturbate for a few days before your interviews. You need to build up your testosterone in order to increase confidence and assertiveness in vocal tone.
Sigma Delt 1: I think this girl would take that role in the house of the person who really takes care of everyone.Sigma Delt 2: That's great! We really need a medic.
'13 girl: Does it still count as a crush if I've slept with him 5 times?
