Overheards
’18: “They have adult milkshakes and nice Jewish boys. My two favorite things!!!”
’18 #1: "When I was little I got in trouble because I took all my younger cousins into the computer room and googled ‘poop.’”
’18 #2: “I googled ‘naked.’ Just ‘naked.’”
A dad at the SHEBAlite show: “Is this interpretive dance?”
Astro TA: “The haze is coming in.”
’18: “Is that interstellar dust?”
TA: “No, it’s like... Clouds.”
’18: “Free the nipple. Protect the butthole.”
’18 #1: “Does your sister not have a personality?”
’18 #2:"Well, ‘vapid narcissist’ comes to mind...”
’18 #1: “Last Astro test, the whole men’s lacrosse team sat right around me.”
’18 #2: “That’s like... your dream.”