By The Dartmouth Web Staff | 7/1/16 6:51am

’16: “Is your grandma playing pong right now?"

’18: “They took my skin and now I’m gonna sleep forever.”

’18: “My hormones are raging. It’s like I’m experiencing puberty at 21 years old.”

’18 guy: “I finally got to fulfill my lifelong goal of making out in a starlit lake.”

’18: “One time in high school we had to swab our belly buttons. One kid had E. Coli in there.”

Overheard parents approaching toll booth:
Dad: “Anyone got any change?”
Mom: “I gave you all my change.”
Dad: “That was ten years ago, Susan.”

The Dartmouth Web Staff