Dartmouth Presidential Campaign Slogans

By Katelyn Rea | 2/11/16 4:59am

Now that the New Hampshire primary is officially over, you’re probably thinking the candidates no longer care about us here at Dartmouth. Well, you’re wrong. Candidates would never come to an area just to secure voters and then immediately forget about them once they’ve secured the vote. That would be morally wrong, and we all know politicians are morally upright people. Since these politicians will be back soon, I thought I might give them some ideas for new campaign slogans:

Bernie Sanders – "Join the KAF Revolution"

Donald Trump – “Make the Tenders Great Again”

Hillary Clinton – "Hillary for Novack Justice"

Jeb Bush – "Free Food!"


Katelyn Rea