By The Dartmouth Web Staff | 1/22/16 5:36am

'17: "I don’t understand how at Dartmouth everyone is an intimidating genius except during group projects."

'17: "I know a sex cove when I see one."

Student in Collis: "Bernie polls better among liberals than conservatives." *everyone in the group nods pensively*

'19: "Is that Japanese or Asian?"

'16 passing friend in the library: "Hey, what's up?" Other '16: "Good, you?"

'17: "How boring your job is directly correlates to how much money you make."

'16: "I think my computer knows me."

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