Better Conversation Starters Than “What Did You Do Over Winterim?”

| 1/8/16 11:07am

  1. Odds are you stick this snowball down your pants?

2. Where did you not travel to over break?


3. Want to help me take down the fence at Collis?

4. *Mockingly make bird calls if you see someone in a Canada Goose jacket*

5. Where were you when you found out about the Miss Universe major screw-up?

6. I’ll give you $5 if you complete the entire Dartmouth Seven this month.

7. *Cue 5-year-old girl voice*: “Do you want to build a snowman?”

8. How long did it take you before you gave up on going to the gym this term?

9. On a scale of 1 to MDF, how rigorous is this term going to be for you?

10. And if you really want to throw them off with a new topic: Have you ever had a kumquat before?