By You | 5/1/15 3:57am

Student in KAF line: “My internship fell through, so I sort of spent two months in Hawaii.”

’17, trying to find headphones:“Sorry, my host cat had them!"

'16: "I wanna get a citation this term."
'16: "I think I wanna get a haircut.”

’17: "You’re from Kentucky??"
’16:"I am, isn’t that so sad?"

’17, about Yik Yak: “It’s like Bored@Baker for 18s."

’16, referring to emojis on the computer: “It’s so hard to find the syringe!”

’18: “I’ve actually peed myself like a lot of times."