The 11 Stages of Green Key Week
1. When your friend keeps talking about Green Key “starting on Monday night” even though you have an exam on Wednesday
2. Aforementioned friend on Monday night realizes that nobody actually starts that early in the week, so he or she can’t find a pong partner
3. How you feel on Tuesday night at 1 a.m. on Fourth Floor Berry
4. Going into your 11:15 a.m. exam on Wednesday morning
5. Coming out of the exam 65 minutes later
6. 20 minutes later
7. In the basement post-meetings on Wednesday night
8. Trying (and failing) to stay engaged in your Thursday 10A
9. Beautifying yourself in preparation for jumping and shout-singing at Sig Ep’s Pop Punk party all night long
10. Realizing on Friday morning that your 2 (that takes attendance) isn’t cancelled
11. Play safe, kids. Watch out for your friends, watch out for yourselves and watch out for the rain. I refuse to believe in the imminent precipitation, for if it does come to pass, everyone will be all