Overheards

| 11/13/14 7:35pm

’16: “Guys, I haven’t had sex in four hours!”’16: “I’m not even dating anyone.”’16: “At least you’ve got that pap smear in a few weeks.”

’16: “My idiot brother has stopped doing all of the activities that would get him into college so he can work at Dunkin’ Donuts to support his girlfriend at the Cheesecake Factory.”

’16: “I didn’t get the courses I want. First World problems. But actually, it’s a big problem.”

’15: “My dad told my family that our Thanksgiving plans include starting my sister’s Tinder account.”

’18: “There are just some frats where you are guaranteed to make out... like TDX.”

 

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