’15: “Hanging out with you is like hanging out with a 5 year old with an immense libido.”
’18 at the activities fair: “I signed up for the mindfulness club — it smelled like weed so I signed up.”
’18: “Oh, how do you pronounce it? ... Phi Delt?”
’17 rushing: “I’m gonna be honest, I wasn’t that impressed with KDE’s new house.”
’18: “I’m saving myself for matriculation.”
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