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The Dartmouth
December 27, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

Overheards

’18 in Collis: Excuse me, is this FoCo?

’15 Girl: On Sunday, I accidentally put nose drops in my eye.

’16 Girl: I learned so much about you today. You're a feminist and a cavewoman.

’15 Girl: I would fly like a bird down Mass Row if I weren't so worried about peeing my pants.

ENVS Prof: This reminds me of the time I did a victory dance when I realized we should cut all the trees down.

Collis Employee, shouting: Why is the toaster in the freezer?