'16 Girl: Who can skip a workout when sophomore summer summer is 73 days away?!
'16 Girl: Is that a condom? '15 Girl: No, that’s an orange peel.
Profound '15 on Collis Porch: If it’s not happening to you, it’s not happening to you.
'14 Girl: I saw him at a slam poetry show over sophomore summer, and he performed, and I was like “Wow, my clothes just fell off.”
CS Prof: Oops, guess I had too many glasses of wine making these lecture slides. Oh, and here’s another mistake, and now I’m hungover.
'16 Girl: Watching “Frozen” is, like, the new thing to do on Friday nights.
