'16 Girl:I think he thinks I'm a B+ student because I use my phone in class. Fair.
Geography Prof:A lot of my moral education came from "Star Trek."
'16 Guy outside a North Fay bathroom:Bro, are you pooping?
'17 Guy:Turning in computer science assignments is better than sex for me.
'17 Guy:Is Sigma Delt a fraternity or a sorority?
Editor-in-Chief of The D:I always look at people's formal pictures and wonder if they're going to get married.
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