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The Dartmouth
July 9, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

Overheards

'13 Guy: Instagram is like a fine wine.

'13 Girl: I'm only 21 years old. How am I filled with this many regrets?

'13 Guy: He's a '13 and we only have 10 mutual friends? What's he doing with his life?

'14 Girl: I put a sticker on my MacBook but then I didn't like the sticker, so I got a new MacBook.

'16 Guy: I'm responsible. I'm going to use meal swipes to buy food to eat when I'm drunk.

'14 Guy: I think I've romanticized the idea of working in a refugee camp.

'15 Girl: Isn't 2 Chainz dead? Oh wait...maybe that's Tupac.

'13 Girl about '13 Boy: He looks like a feral child.

'14 Girl: I gave up sleeping at Heorot for Lent.

'13 Guy: The only reason I play pong is to train for swimming.


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