'16 Boy buying Girl Scout Cookies: Joke's on them, because I don't have any DASH money.
Government Professor: If I assaulted someone God forbid but I'm stronger than I look so it wouldn't be out of the question I wouldn't violate anyone's constitutional rights.
'13 Guy: I've grown up a lot since I was 15. I used to eat, like, 4,000 calories of Cheez-Its and wake up and be totally fine. I can't do that anymore.
'13 Girl: I can't even commit to an hour-long tv show. How do you expect me to commit to a sexual orientation?
'16 Girl: It's a matter of looking half like you're trying and half like you're drunk. But that's not a problem for me because I'm pretty.
'15 Guy: I try to be a contributing member of society when I'm not practicing alcoholism.
'13 Girl: If only Sexfest was an orgy. Why don't we have that?
'13 Guy: I haven't had this much kinky sex since I lived in Topliff.
