'15 Guy: Do you know who the Sun God is?'16 Guy: Like the Egyptian god?
'14 Girl: We didn't have pudding tails because it objectifies women'14 Girl: Well objectively it was fun
'13 Girl: I've decided I'm really into money laundering..
'16 Girl on the Sunday before classes started : I've been on campus for three hours. How have I not been to Psi U yet?
'13 Girl: What's a savant?'13 Boy: It's someone who's really good at one particular thing. '13 Girl: I'm a beauty savant.
'16 Girl: Unattractive guys deserve love too. Just not mine.
'14 Girl: She's going on Birthright!'14 Girl: Cool, where?
Government professor: At a party if you say one smart thing, you'll get everyone's attention. And then you're good. You can say whatever you want. You guys should practice that.
Trip Leader to Trippee: The number of snapchats you've sent me without a response is a new record.
