'13 Girl: Who even buys Nilla Wafers? What a stupid food. Who is supporting their business?
'13 Girl: I once thought I could see the curvature of the Earth, but it turns out I was just really, really high.
'14 Girl: I am a perpetual show of shit.
'13 Girl: Her voice makes me want to pet puppies, make balloon animals, ride a pony, go on rainbow slides and wear light-up sandals.
'13 Girl: My parents definitely wouldn't make me get a job if I went to rehab.
'13 Girl: In high school, I joined the track team my senior spring to get in shape for prom.
