'13 Guy 1: Take the class with me. There will be freshmen in it. Freshmen!'13 Guy 2: Why do you care about freshmen?'13 Guy 1: Because they don't know I suck yet.
'13 Girl: I hope it wasn't too insensitive that I bought her happy break-up princess cookies.
'13 Girl: I didn't know that White Russians would appeal to me until after I tried them. Kind of like women.
Professor (talking about students streaking): I don't have any objections. They were both girls, what was I supposed to do? Grab them?
'13 Girl: Is there gonna be a legit puppy petting zoo, or is it just going to be like a compilation of raggedy frat dogs?
'16 Guy: What if the bonfire is like Trips? A lie.
'13 Girl: She applied for the same funding as we are.'13 Guy: So she's our direct competition? Let's kill her.'13 Girl: This isn't your animal behavior class.