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March 18, 2026
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Top Ten Entities at Dartmouth that should fight each other

  1. Men's rugby team vs. women's rugby team: We actually have no idea who would come out alive.
  2. Dean Johnson and the "silent majority" vs. all of campus
  3. Dirt Cowboy vs. Starbucks. Fight the machine!
  4. '13s vs. the job market
  5. Old man FoCo vs. Ma Thayer
  6. The Dartmouth vs. The Aegis: Can we share photographers? Please?
  7. Our Sports editor wants to see an all-out battle royale between all 10 a cappella groups. So do we.
  8. Dartmouth campus gingers vs. dementors
  9. KAF baked goods vs. Collis baked goods
  10. Dart Dorm vs. Rockefeller Beds vs. Big Green Noodles vs. Bibimbros vs. Evolving Vox

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