Top 5 Things We Wish We Could change at Dartmouth

1. Jones Media Center becomes like the Baker Bells and accepts song requests for its closing time music.
2. D2U: Dartmouth Daily Updates start including a picture of a cute puppy in each blitz.
3. Rare Essentials stocks clothing that is not just appropriate for the 60+ crowd (This one may be beyond the jurisdiction of the College, but a person can dream).
4. Collis Ray sells breakfast sandwiches door-to-door.
5. McLaughlin, the River & the Choates each get their own fitness centers (Let's actually see what we can do about this one).