'14 guy 1: Sophomore summer only comes once! YOLO or die!'14 guy 2: Doesn't "YOLO" mean you die anyway? Isn't that in the acronym?
'14 girl: Guys I was fifty shades of f*cked up last night. Do you get the reference?
'14 guy: I had never cried during a poop until pledge term.
'14 guy in the library: Did you really just google "ruler" and use the first image to measure your homework?
'14 girl on frat row 1: I'll pay you $50 to take a picture in that S&S truck. '14 girl 2: Really?'14 girl 1: Actually, no. I spent a sh*t ton on Plan B yesterday so I'm fresh out of dare money.
'14 girl: Would you rather try out for Summerphonix or Shebalite?'14 boy: I would rather kill myself.
