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July 8, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

Overheards

'14 Post-Good Sam: Or, to be realistic, it's not "drink, drank, drunk." More like "drink, drunk, dead."

'14 Girl: I burped so hard I laughed so hard I cried.

'14 Guy: I'm basically the Jesus of Dartmouth

Girl 1: What, did you take my phone? Girl 2: Why would I do that?Girl 1: Cause you are a... uhh... maniacal conniving bitch?

'13 Girl to gay '13 Guy: If I were a man, I would do you right now. If I were a big burly man, I would go down on you.

'14 Girl: I'm a member of every frat on campus

'12 Girl: I'm supposed to be out getting laid right now but instead I'm watching "Say Yes to the Dress" and eating pizza bagels.

'14 Tri-Delt: We are always a tri-shmob-delt.

'12 Girl: Do you think EBAs would give me a ride home if I pretended to be a pizza?


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