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March 19, 2026
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Top 5 Tenets That We Wish Were Included in the Original "Dartmouth Man" Stereotype

  1. He must be able to play any Aerosmith love song on the guitar.
  2. He must be good with kids and puppies.
  3. He must only wear his lax pinnie ironically or while playing lacrosse.
  4. He must be able to do something in the kitchen besides toast a Pop Tart.
  5. He must shower at least once a day. We'll even settle for once a week.

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