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The Dartmouth
December 19, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

Overheards

'12 Girl 1: I finally made it onto Bored@Baker!'12 Girl 2: What for?'12 Girl 1: This crew guy i hooked up with. I got three thumbs up, nine thumbs down.'12 Girl 2: Not bad!

'12 Panarchist: Dude, even I think this class needs more structure. And I'm an anarchist.

Hinman Guy: Do you live in Tabard?Tabard: Yeah...Hinman Guy: I knew I recognized you from somewhere.

'12 Girl 1 to '12 Girl 2: You look gassy.

'12 Girl: So how was your night?'12 Guy: There were a lot of "no's."

'13 Girl: I like cuddling. I like to call it cooperative thermoregulation.

'13 Girl: I'm just, like, totally obsessed with condiments right now.

'15 Guy: I wouldn't mind swimming in it, I just don't want to eat it.

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