'13 Girl 1: This place offered me a job, but it only pays minimum wage.'13 Girl 2: That's an hour's work for a KAF caesar salad ... without chicken.
'13 Male Athlete 1 to '13 Male Athlete 2: Have you seen "The OC?" Because that show changed my life.
'13 Guy to '13 Girl: Aggressive crop top. '13 Girl: I'm so much skinnier during Passover. I need to milk it for all it's worth.
'13 Girl 1: I just came back from watching "Titanic," and I didn't cry.'13 Girl 2: You're not human.
'13 Girl: Every time I write "Kappa" on my phone, I accidentally type "Jappa." Talk about enforcing stereotypes.
'12 Guy discussing SA elections: This is worse than the Republican Primary!
Katy Perry: I just want to throw my phone away.'13 Girl: Oh my god, me too. Katy Perry just gets me.
'13 Girl: I wonder if being pregnant would get me reduced dues?
