'13 Girl: It sounds like a gang fight every time a frat blitzes out. "Psi U. 11 p.m. Bring IDs."
'13 Girl on off-term in NYC: Let's do a juice fast. Let's start once we run out of food.
'12 Kappa: Kappa has a mouse problem, so we're using some of our formal budget to take care of that.
Dinosaurs Prof: I mean, I could ejaculate right now and be ready to go in 20 minutes.
'13 Girl: When I'm drunk, I get really philanthropic.
'13 Girl: He kind of looks like a vampire in a not sexy way. Like in the half-dead, half-needs-dental-work way.
'14 Guy refusing to buy a cupcake: Gotta maintain my figure for tank season...
'13 Girl: I planned the MCATsaround Derby.
